NUNCA CONTRATES UN ARQUITECTO RUSO

This building clearly needs another (complimentary) part:



Foundation? Basement? Who needs it, lets get more creative:






You
probably have seen this before: because of the highly convex
(parabolic) shape of the tower's glass facade, the focused sunlight
constantly kills every plant alive in a certain spot. This is how Bruce
Willis got his haircut -




Oh, I like that. Great idea -



Something somewhere did not work out for these builders... -











Check out these extraordinary set of stairs (and set of chains to support them!) -






More than plumbing. A work of art.







One is labeled "Red", the other "Blue". Can't go wrong here -


(images credit: Idioteka)





The signs says something like: "We provide everything for heating and plumbing" (we make the mess, too) -




There is something in my wa...

Great bike path - are these remains of the recent collision lying around? -



This one will launch you into the air:



...or into the basement:



That's not gonna last:









Some statues don't stay erect for very long (this time earthquake was responsible) -



Whatever it was before... (we really hope it was more than that):



Maybe there is some kind of a beaver creature that chews on sculptures? -





New satellite dishes (and air conditioner) crop is ready:







Somebody traded the rails for vodka? -



Same thing happened to the balconies? -



Best theft protection:






Some drunk ideas can be ingenious



...if potentially deadly:













Why fix the hole? Just wait a little:



Using the old bus as a brick storage:



and old tires to scare your supervisor:



I wonder what he was trying to do, but he's definitely stuck now:



Speaking of drunk builders, they probably use tools like these:



or maybe they drink really strong spirits:





Drunk crane operators are the worst:





Don't park your BMW anywhere close to these guys:









You know you gotta stop drinking, when you start seeing things:





This is a wonderful art piece from Propaganda. More info




Enter the bathroom (with caution):







Watch for holes in the floor! -




And the winner of the surreal construction is this: What the heck is this??